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Well hello there. I see you have somehow stumbled upon my blog. I'm Alexys. Trigger warning. Please don't hate me. You're beautiful, don't ever forget that. Please put the razor down. Please eat something. Please be strong.

Last self harm: unknown
-Last bulimic episode: unknown

the-voices-wont-leave-me-alone:

Me

Gonna reblog this cause I’m hella fine

the-voices-wont-leave-me-alone:

Me

Gonna reblog this cause I’m hella fine

Anonymous said: Do u have shawns balls in a jar or what

mychemicalfae:

lifeandtimesofthejollyfop:

mychemicalfae:

lifeandtimesofthespoopyfop:

No, I just have yo mama in my bed

my friend told me to say that

he said you would be well offended

What the fuck even is this
Gross

idk but anon’s mum says they’re grounded

Good

lolshtus:


Finally, I Get To Know What They Mean

lolshtus:

Finally, I Get To Know What They Mean

daily reminder that the boy you’re in love with at 16 probably won’t matter when you’re 25.

daily reminder that the math test you failed your freshman year of high school probably won’t matter when you’re graduating college.

daily reminder that the problems you’re facing today may seem like the worlds end, but they will not matter in a year.

daily reminder that you’re going to be okay.

everything is going to be okay.

im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

who-ya-callin-pinhead:

so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers

james-and-the-giant-teapot:

uplifting-quotes:

senorpacman:

senorpacman:

Lyrics.

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ITS GETTING NOTES AGAIN

My new ringtone

Anyone remember when parents tried to ban this show because one of the characters who was ‘male’ had a handbag and one was named Tinky Winky??

1 day ago258,907 plays

faithanddagger:

I don’t care who you are. If your girlfriend falls asleep in your lap, and even after 30 minutes when both of your legs go numb, don’t move. You fucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you.

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.