Well hello there. I see you have somehow stumbled upon my blog. I'm Alexys. Trigger warning. Please don't hate me. You're beautiful, don't ever forget that. Please put the razor down. Please eat something. Please be strong.
Last self harm: unknown
-Last bulimic episode: unknown
I don’t care who you are. If your girlfriend falls asleep in your lap, and even after 30 minutes when both of your legs go numb, don’t move. You fucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you.
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.